Thursday, March 15, 2007

immigration commentary ::: >>>

soon we will need a special set of immigration laws that cater specifically to the brangelina adoption menagerie ::: >>>

Friday, March 09, 2007

restrooM reflectioNs ::: >>>

so, today, on the office [ not the tv show, the real office ] ::: i had to do my daily business if you know what i mean ::: i stepped out of my humble cubed abode to take a little scenic trip to the downstairs mensroom facilities as i did not want to upset the balance of my floor or reveal any inspirational food consumptive patterns to my corporate coworkers ::: >>>

i was lucky enough to score for myself the king's chamber ::: lots of breathing room, the ability to really stretch & relax & catch up w/ the proliferation of daily readings people print off & leave for such restroom lactivities ::: just when i am getting a bit comfortable & in the mood, i hear the facility door swing open & close, the click clack click of business shoes on tile, the swing open & close of the neighboring stall door & the nearly imperceptable turn of the stalldoor lock ::: a zip & drop of the pants & the man in the next stall is now attending to his own personal business ... a bit awkward i must say ::: >>>

well, there is only so many commentary on the recent sporting news one can take [ perfect reading to inspire the push ] ::: the strange part now is that i can see my neighbors shoes, pants bunched up around his ankles, i can hear the shuffle of printed daily news from his stall ::: >>>


he has the same exact pair of shoes i do ::: mine seem a little older though by comparison ::: i wonder if he got a better deal ::: he moves a bit & then, there it is ... a strange whalesound ... i assume the man is just downright talented on this things ::: i mean, i can make my own specialties if you know what i mean, but whalesongs are over the top ::: >>>

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

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Monday, February 05, 2007

operation enduring email UPdate ::: >>>

we have just discovered that a number of spam emails have come from within the building ... OEE is working to investigate the matter at hand, whether the evil spammer is a double agent of Z21 or if perhaps this is a rogue spammer, working to infiltrate Operation Enduring Email to give us the bad name

stay tuned for more UPdates from OEE regarding this urgent matters

ASP | PHP | JSP | NHL | CFML ::: >>>

Friday, January 19, 2007

turtleneck ::: >>>

i am wearing your turtleneck
like a bohemian skipping in a field
i feel your body imprinted
fabric sealed with perspiration
i can smell your skin & hair
you are memories now
memories now

a green grape ::: >>>

today on the workplace ... a strange vision in the men's room ::: >>>

i went in ... did my 'business' as we say, yes? ::: i tend to sit, even when urinating ... less mess, more time to just take in the environment, read any computer print-offs of the day's news as deemed important by coworkers [ typically loser sports items, sometimes something a little too republican, othertimes some rather snooze-inducing local fodder ] ... so, i sit for a bit, empty the old bladder ... & exit the stall ::: >>>

the new office restroom has a luxurious 5-person mirror ... very HD if you catch my draft ... & so i stand, give a few pumps of the pink liquid handsoap & ... what do i spy? on the bottom of sink #3 [ this is the one i am currenlty using to wash hands ]? yes, that's right, a single green grape ... comfortable, sitting on the drain filter thing, pink suds washing away around this near-translucent morsel of office snackage ... you would think i would grab that little b!tch up & pop it in for a sweet treat ... but no ... i watch as the handsoap thins out & turns to purer & purer waterFlow ... the little green grape ... another magic intrusion of nature in the officeplace ::: >>>


was this green grape perhaps left here for a reason? ::: i wonder ::: >>>

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Crank Sturgeon + Friends { inRetroSpection }

so ... we all know or can recall upon a gander down the page what was in fact the Crank Sturgeon performance showcase at The 119 Gallery in Lowell ... here is a pleasant reminder for you ...

SiNuS BRaDy | sinusbrady.com
Pine Tree State Mind Control | ptsmc.org
Id m Theft Able | kraag.org/id/
Crank Sturgeon | cranksturgeon.com

... and so ... i went on first but not foremost ... i believe the presentation went well ... although some video footage set-up was arranged and recorded, no documentation of this rare 'siting' of SiNuS BRaDy was salvaged ... unfortunately a group of spammers, enraged by the progress of Operation Enduring Email, broke into my humble abode and destroyed much of the digital video archive ... beyond that, i feel that i was successfully able to convey many valuable strategies for the use of Web 2.0 technologies to help build a more financially stable future ... although nobody friended me, and i received no additions to the official SiNuS BRaDy mailing notification list, the general vibe upon the audience was warm and inviting ... and i left with good feeling inside ...

Pine Tree State Mind Control also delivered valuable corporate messaging, helping people understand the value of 'feeling' free ... positive message music for the people ... a good take and an inspiring talk ...

Id m Theft Able delivered the most organic & visually interesting instantaneous foley scuplture session i have ever witnessed ... at one point i recall Id m standing at the back of the room within the light of a giant Ronald McDonald projection, arms outspread like a performance art christFigure ... lots of truly precious moments that seemed to capture the heart and soul of a living woodland creature surviving on the scraps of a nearAudible suburban takeOver ... Walter Wright's live delayed capture of ImTA added a sort of neverEnding infinite surreality to the set

and Crank Sturgeon ... i am not sure that words can capture what Crank brought to the stage, nor should they ... Crank presented a celebration of fishy manhood in 4 acts, one of which included a special ceiling-projected storyBox offering ... his vocalities seemed to usher forth from an innerRealm exhumed from a nearDickensish pastLife ... his jaunty postures & continual frenetic energy and interactivity provoked a nervous happiness & much laughter from the willing & able audience ... his use of leaves, water, cocaine, contact microphones and tall rubber boots just made complete sense and helped spray the audience w/ his prophetic Sturgeon tactics ...

overall ... a mind-bending night of enjoyment, not 'for the whole family', but definitely worthy of thought, conversation and perhaps a bonghit or 2 ::: >>>