double tax ::: >>>

so now what are they up to, no? ::: i don't know about you, but i am certainly not appreciating the latest government follies on the US w/ alL this new double tax sh!zzat, if you know what i'm saying, right? ::: i mean, what's a brotha to do? ::: >>>

i understand fully the issues we currently face on the US of A ::: high crime rate, in the middle of the Iraq | Afgani quagmire, another meaningless election, television sucking very badly, food loaded w/ harmful preservatives & mind-numbing agents, obesity, baldness, tooth decay & papercuts ... these are soMe very serious issues that i cannot deny or sweep under the shag rug ::: >>>

::::::::: but ::::::::: >>>

when i got my tax results froM the block this year & saw that the rumors were true, that we are now in the 'double tax' mode, i nearly soiled my trousers twice & called me in the morning, you know? ::: what's that alL about? ::: where's Bush think he can get on w/ alL that? eh? ::: >>>

i called my congressmen ::: i wrote an angry letter to the local newspapers ::: i also took out some funds from the numerous offshore accounts i have in Guam & quickly paid them [ they're already after me for other reasons i cannot mention here, no? so why give them further excuse? ] ::: it was the easy peazie, but stilL ::: they're hitting below the belt a bit too often & it hurts, its just hurtfuL ::: & then, not on that, but this ::: >>>

restrooM observatioNs ::: >>>

okay ... as disgusting as this is sound ... i just entered the restrooM here oN the office [ doin' a little overtiMe, no? ], & like ... okay, the restrooM just smells a bit like the fishsticks ::: completely makes me wince ::: i look around, nobody in here but me, you know? ::: >>>

::::::: so, what's a guy to do, right? ::: what happened on here? ::: i guess i caN understand if this odiferous end-result were oN the ladies rooM, no? you catch my draft? ::: but, er, ehm ... what is this? this fish? did soMeoNe completely blow a load oN the cold, dark tiles? from whence & where did this fragrancy derive? it certainly blows my mind, this is for sure & certain ::: >>>

i sit, i pee, i hum some song i recall from The Housemartins, do a quick checkwipe, go out & do the wash up & then leave ... but there is an air of mystery here, no? ::: Sunday ... the fishstick smells ... the men's rooM ... i imagine a quick visit froM Christ himself, just stopping by to remind us all of the loaves & the fishes ... a different take on the loaves, in this case, entirely though, no? ::: >>>

a few poeMs for you, no? ::: >>>

here are soMe SiNuS BRaDy 'Stand Up | no comedy' classics ... from way, way back when one might say, no? ::: >>>

enjoy ::: >>>

February & March ... on The Jerkus Circus ::: >>>

aight my dear netizens of the cybersphere ... here is the lowdown, the skinny minnie, no? ::: >>>

SiNuS BRaDy wilL be performing an installment of 'Stand Up | no comedy' on The Jerkus Circus in February and March of 2008 ::: this should be the good ::: i'm not sure, my brothers & sisters, if you are familiar with The Steamy Bohemians or not ... but ... they are a talented musical comedy duo based up in the North East quadrant of USA, performing their special blend of mayonnaise-induced song & dance ... there is just too much talent between them ::: anyhow ::: so, The Steamy Bohemians host this cabaret | variety bi-monthly [ in more way than 1, no? ] circus event showcase featuring comedy, music, raunch, poetry, funniness, burlesque, excitement and fun ::: i broke into their databanks in November of 2007 & gave them ulitmatum ... either allow me to perform or i would turn all the addresses on their mailing list over to the evil spammer Z21 [ currently residing in Malaysia, whereabouts somewhat unknown ... but we are tracking him down, no worries ] ::: well, needles to say, The Steamies gave into my cyberthreat & now i will make appearances w/ the circus ::: >>>



so ... the lowdown ::: Friday, February 15 ... i'm sure the Jerkus Circus theme will focus on love & Saint Valentine, no? ::: but this installment of The Jerkus Circus will be at Ralph's Chadwick Square Diner Rock Club in Worcester, Massachusetts ... and then on Friday, March 7 the circus rolls into Cambridgetown for an installment at The Lizard Lounge on Massachusetts Avenue [ right downstairs from the Cambridge Common ] ... & so ::: >>>

my tentative plannings go like this ::: since the theme may be somewhat love-related, i am planning on presenting a corporate training module aptly entitled 'Sexual Harrassment | Information Technologies' ... i am hoping to be joined by an assistant to assist w/ the presentation ::: the corporate goal, of course, is to bestow information to the general audience about sexual harrassment as it pertains specifically to IT in 2008 as well as the other industry professions ... so please, do not feel as though you will be dislocated if you are a sexy librarian, perhaps an extremely jacked UPS studmuffin or even a curvaceous, lactating naughty nurse in & around the Boston area ... this topic has enough harrassment to get around, no? ::: >>>

smiles everyone ... smiles ... welcome to The Jerkus Circus ::: we hope to see you there, aight? ::: >>>

some links to visit ::: The Steamy Bohemians ::: Ralph's Diner ::: The Lizard Lounge ::: hit it or quit it, aight? ::: see you there ::: >>>

2008 New Year's Resolutions ::: >>>

well, well, welL ... netizens on the world ... whaddup? ::: >>>

so, 2008 is rapidly approaching ... & what have you done? this is what John Lennon would ask us all in soMe depressing androgynous Christmastime anthem, right? ::: but, it is a valid question, no? ::: i think so ::: >>>



well, i think i did as little as possible on 2007 ::: let's call it 'personal efficiency' ... aight? ::: i mean, the officeplace is very pleased w/ the work i do ... when i do it ;] ... so, don't get me wrong Mr. Silverstein ... i aims to please ::: >>>

So what's your secret?

but, for the most part, ladies & gentlemen, i performed on the bare minimum ... my gig is not one of the lower rung at that, i have to admit ... but what is strange is that, in retrospect, very little is expected of me ::: >>>

sure, sure ... you know the deal ... i spend soMe of my tiMe iN the serverroom enjoying the subarctic temperatures, adjusting this or that ... tweaking server variable archive files to help futz the numbers appropriately ... this keeps the venture capitalists dansing right along to the AiiO beat, no? ::: the old softshoe ... w/ software & technologies tip tip tappin' away on a landmine ... ah, that's the ticket, Joe ::: >>>

but, this is besides the point ::: >>>

ASP | PHP | JSP | NHL | CFML ::: >>>

my good friend Jim Schipelliti once said to me ... 'SiNuS, you've got to lose yourself in the music' ... & i said, 'Jim, this sounds like a vaguely familiar concept, no? i mean, i think i've heard this expressions before ... is it a colloquial phraseology?' & 'Skip' says, 'no, no SiNuS ... it is from a popular hip hop song ... fairly recent too ... have you heard of Eminem?' ... & i say, 'ah, yes, of course ... he's such a good Dad ... only on America, no?' ::: we both shook off a bit, tucked & zipped, flushed our prospective urinals & continued the conversation at the handsink ::: that's what friends are for, no? ::: >>>

:::::::::::: & so, my good friends ::: so ::: >>>

i think i know what i am going to do about this year ... as last year was a total blast to nithersville, you know? i mean, somewhere, somehow ... all the archived unpublished songworks of John Lennon are sitting in a chill rooM, imbued w/ the spirit of the bespectacled Beatle, disappointed in what i have done w/ 2007 ... sure, it is true, i had a moment or 2 on the open mike circuit ... discussions of 'Pink Tacos' come to mind, out at The Milky Way Lounge and Lanes ... & there was an informative session, a new installment of my seminar series about using Web 2.0 technologies to make extra cash up at The 119 Gallery in Lowell ... but besides these things, not much going on w/ SiNuS & general contributions to the world & society ::: >>>

so for this year ... i have decided to focus more on friendship ::: it is true ::: & having fun ::: fun w/ friends let's call it, no? ::: there's not alot we can do about a big evil administration [ or perhaps there is? let me know what you can do ... ] hell-bent on taking over the world ... there is little we can do about writer's strike on Hollywood & Vine ::: but, perhaps, if we are all more generous w/ our smaller circles in the big pond, if we connect w/ individuals, one-on-one ... or perhaps its a three-way, i'm not sure? perhaps then all the smaller ripples that spread out in their little visual sonarlike waves connect w/ more & more smaller ripples ... & we can destroy the establishment ;] ::: >>>

clean ball of health ::: >>>

well, well, well ... long time, no bloggy blog, my friends, no? ::: >>>

what is it you are up to? ::: the holidays are a day or 2 away ::: the pressure is on ::: the jigg is up, yes? ::: & i aM contacting you dear netizens of cyberspace & tiMe to report oN a new service i recently took advantage of that is truly wonderfuL ::: >>>

you may know, you may recall, perhaps ... that lately i admit to teeth whitening addictioNs supreme ::: whitestrips 2 to 3 tiMes per day to the tune of occasional tooth & skulL pain ... brushing of the teeth w/ special whitening agents & flouridized pastes purchased on various stores ... flossing w/ hydrogen peroxide soaked strings of my own special device, invention & making ::: these are the habits, you may say, of a madman bent on whitening his own toothy smilages ::: >>>

well, here is the latest report ::: while trying to self-help my lifestyle into the new millenium & vistas ... while attempting to bring my own bad self up & closer to the design patterns of the metrosexual & stylish ... while brandishing greensleeves for diane & tracy-stacy ... i bumped across a Craigslisting to remove unwanted hairs from anywhere ... & when i say anywhere, i don't just mean Billerica ::: >>>

so, i sent a little email & asked in & about what & where the hairs & varieties they consider pulling, dillapitating, shaving, buzzing, plucking, waxing & whatnot ... what styles of removal & upkeep they provide ... how painful, or rather, what the range of pain might include ... & how much these service might set a man of IT back in dollars, pounds & rubles ::: >>>

not that expensive, i found out ::: >>>

::::::::::::::::: i dropped in ... one facility not being more than a town or 2 over from my Bedford place of employ ::: >>>

best to do these things on company time ::: go in late, leave early, work from home as they say ::: or simply set up the old cubestead w/ the appearance of being 'io' [ or 'in office' ] & then hit the skids & get out doin' what you need to be doing in the life, no? ::: >>>

i mean, no living the life of a Nancy, aight? ::: who the fark wants that, eh? ::: >>>

well, i have to say ... a little nose-hair trimmage ::: a quick & pinchy painful pluck off the ears, right off the edge [ apparently, i had these wiry little white hairs that have the life of their own ... i am guessing the whitesrippage has turned these little curlycues to the nearly dayglo crisp white ... but who knows? ] ... a bit off the shoulders & triceps ... but most importantly, a little shaving for behaving on the balls ::: its a strange sensation, to be a hairless chihuahua just underneath the john andy thompson ... every turn & twist of the legs & hip bring a subtle pleasure to psychosexual message center ::: by the end of most days i cannot see straight or gay ... i am just blind to whiteness w/ ecstacy ... & so it goes & so it comes ... or the other way around, i'm not sure anymore ::: >>>

12 bucks to the man to clean house & keep it happy all day long ::: i highly recommend this things ::: >>>

happy holidays 2007, aight? ::: >>>

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have a great weekend ::: >>>