pornotoes ::: >>>

okay, this is a disturbing trends on the office that i am noting ::: more & more there are the pornotoes ::: you know? women who get the french manicure on their feet, which i guess is the french pedicure, no? ::: >>>

::: a bit strange for me ... not what i came to the show for, you know? ::: today i noticed them on Trish & it completely distracted me from helping her w/ her stray variables issues, no? ::: i will work on this, but for now it is very much a porn thing to get toes 'done' in this fashion ... to so focus on weekend proclivities for pamper & primp to the 'this little piggies' thing ::: i mean, whatever happened to keep your feet out of the kitchen, eh? ::: where's the dignity on this? ::: its like that y'alL ::: >>>

a little note for George Carlin ::: >>>

veRy sad news to hear ... sad words to say or to blog too ... but George Carlin passed away last nite due to heart issues ::: aN amazingly successful stand-up comedian that truly touched my life ::: >>>

ever siNce i moved to this country ... seeing meN like George Carlin get up oN stage & pontificate oN the comedy ... bringing a sense of hilarity to the ofttiMes mundane ... opeNing our eyes to certaiN things we already soMehow have observed but not yet articulated oN quite the way that George Carlin had doNe yet ... just aN amazing inspiratioN for the world ::: >>>

oN his comedy routiNes he is best known for controversial subject matters like this '7 Dirty Words' ... & this landed him in the Supreme Court i guess according to the Wikipedia entries ... but i recalL soMe hilarious footage of hiM on the stage for the HBO talking about the difference between cats & dogs ... i definitely needed to check wipe after that oNe, no? ::: completely hilarious & w/ only a few explicatives iN there ::: >>>

:::: George Carlin always questioned the norMs of social conventioNs & iN oNe act he talked about the moMent of silence ::: completely silly commentary about a group of handicap Bolivian senior citizens that went flying off a rollercoaster & how perhaps we should have a moment of screaming ... these people just died, no? the screams are more appropriate ::: but just as mellow as his departure, a simple walk to the hospital & a heart attack good bye, perhaps it is more apt to take a little Google search & see that he will truly be missed ... we will not scream, we will not laugh or cry at his leaving this blue orb, but instead we will talk about George Carlin & praise his work here & his strange antisocial sense of humanity ... you made us laugh ... laugh at ourselves ... & at all the idiots out there in the world that make our planet a fncked up nightmare of a place ::: >>>

there is nothing left to do but laugh

thank you George

a veRy BRaDy network ::: >>>

although the official release party has coMe & goNe by now, my friends ... i wanted to let you know about the new only social application 'a veRy BRaDy network' brought to you courtesy of Ning ::: here is the link to go theRe:

http://sinuscondition.ning.com/

aNyoNe caN joiN & make the profile to participate ::: there are many satisfying topics to discuss & plenty of amazing members already on board ::: so far, soMe of the iteMs up for discourse include:

• was 'The Bigfoot' simply a Fluxus artist?


• The Greys & The Virgin Mary


• The Rock of Love { gone soft } ... and the infamous ...


• Osama Bin Laden, George W Bush, Obama, Hillary Clinton, Clint Eastwood, Dick Cheney, Huckabee, Mitt Romney, Jenna Jameson and Jesus Christ walk into a Seven Eleven ...

please feel free to join us now on this hot new social media online community ::: we hope to see you online soon ::: >>>

double tax ::: >>>

so now what are they up to, no? ::: i don't know about you, but i am certainly not appreciating the latest government follies on the US w/ alL this new double tax sh!zzat, if you know what i'm saying, right? ::: i mean, what's a brotha to do? ::: >>>

i understand fully the issues we currently face on the US of A ::: high crime rate, in the middle of the Iraq | Afgani quagmire, another meaningless election, television sucking very badly, food loaded w/ harmful preservatives & mind-numbing agents, obesity, baldness, tooth decay & papercuts ... these are soMe very serious issues that i cannot deny or sweep under the shag rug ::: >>>

::::::::: but ::::::::: >>>

when i got my tax results froM the block this year & saw that the rumors were true, that we are now in the 'double tax' mode, i nearly soiled my trousers twice & called me in the morning, you know? ::: what's that alL about? ::: where's Bush think he can get on w/ alL that? eh? ::: >>>

i called my congressmen ::: i wrote an angry letter to the local newspapers ::: i also took out some funds from the numerous offshore accounts i have in Guam & quickly paid them [ they're already after me for other reasons i cannot mention here, no? so why give them further excuse? ] ::: it was the easy peazie, but stilL ::: they're hitting below the belt a bit too often & it hurts, its just hurtfuL ::: & then, not on that, but this ::: >>>

restrooM observatioNs ::: >>>

okay ... as disgusting as this is sound ... i just entered the restrooM here oN the office [ doin' a little overtiMe, no? ], & like ... okay, the restrooM just smells a bit like the fishsticks ::: completely makes me wince ::: i look around, nobody in here but me, you know? ::: >>>

::::::: so, what's a guy to do, right? ::: what happened on here? ::: i guess i caN understand if this odiferous end-result were oN the ladies rooM, no? you catch my draft? ::: but, er, ehm ... what is this? this fish? did soMeoNe completely blow a load oN the cold, dark tiles? from whence & where did this fragrancy derive? it certainly blows my mind, this is for sure & certain ::: >>>

i sit, i pee, i hum some song i recall from The Housemartins, do a quick checkwipe, go out & do the wash up & then leave ... but there is an air of mystery here, no? ::: Sunday ... the fishstick smells ... the men's rooM ... i imagine a quick visit froM Christ himself, just stopping by to remind us all of the loaves & the fishes ... a different take on the loaves, in this case, entirely though, no? ::: >>>

a few poeMs for you, no? ::: >>>

here are soMe SiNuS BRaDy 'Stand Up | no comedy' classics ... from way, way back when one might say, no? ::: >>>

enjoy ::: >>>

February & March ... on The Jerkus Circus ::: >>>

aight my dear netizens of the cybersphere ... here is the lowdown, the skinny minnie, no? ::: >>>

SiNuS BRaDy wilL be performing an installment of 'Stand Up | no comedy' on The Jerkus Circus in February and March of 2008 ::: this should be the good ::: i'm not sure, my brothers & sisters, if you are familiar with The Steamy Bohemians or not ... but ... they are a talented musical comedy duo based up in the North East quadrant of USA, performing their special blend of mayonnaise-induced song & dance ... there is just too much talent between them ::: anyhow ::: so, The Steamy Bohemians host this cabaret | variety bi-monthly [ in more way than 1, no? ] circus event showcase featuring comedy, music, raunch, poetry, funniness, burlesque, excitement and fun ::: i broke into their databanks in November of 2007 & gave them ulitmatum ... either allow me to perform or i would turn all the addresses on their mailing list over to the evil spammer Z21 [ currently residing in Malaysia, whereabouts somewhat unknown ... but we are tracking him down, no worries ] ::: well, needles to say, The Steamies gave into my cyberthreat & now i will make appearances w/ the circus ::: >>>



so ... the lowdown ::: Friday, February 15 ... i'm sure the Jerkus Circus theme will focus on love & Saint Valentine, no? ::: but this installment of The Jerkus Circus will be at Ralph's Chadwick Square Diner Rock Club in Worcester, Massachusetts ... and then on Friday, March 7 the circus rolls into Cambridgetown for an installment at The Lizard Lounge on Massachusetts Avenue [ right downstairs from the Cambridge Common ] ... & so ::: >>>

my tentative plannings go like this ::: since the theme may be somewhat love-related, i am planning on presenting a corporate training module aptly entitled 'Sexual Harrassment | Information Technologies' ... i am hoping to be joined by an assistant to assist w/ the presentation ::: the corporate goal, of course, is to bestow information to the general audience about sexual harrassment as it pertains specifically to IT in 2008 as well as the other industry professions ... so please, do not feel as though you will be dislocated if you are a sexy librarian, perhaps an extremely jacked UPS studmuffin or even a curvaceous, lactating naughty nurse in & around the Boston area ... this topic has enough harrassment to get around, no? ::: >>>

smiles everyone ... smiles ... welcome to The Jerkus Circus ::: we hope to see you there, aight? ::: >>>

some links to visit ::: The Steamy Bohemians ::: Ralph's Diner ::: The Lizard Lounge ::: hit it or quit it, aight? ::: see you there ::: >>>