Friday, January 04, 2008

February & March ... on The Jerkus Circus ::: >>>

aight my dear netizens of the cybersphere ... here is the lowdown, the skinny minnie, no? ::: >>>


SiNuS BRaDy wilL be performing an installment of 'Stand Up | no comedy' on The Jerkus Circus in February and March of 2008 ::: this should be the good ::: i'm not sure, my brothers & sisters, if you are familiar with The Steamy Bohemians or not ... but ... they are a talented musical comedy duo based up in the North East quadrant of USA, performing their special blend of mayonnaise-induced song & dance ... there is just too much talent between them ::: anyhow ::: so, The Steamy Bohemians host this cabaret | variety bi-monthly [ in more way than 1, no? ] circus event showcase featuring comedy, music, raunch, poetry, funniness, burlesque, excitement and fun ::: i broke into their databanks in November of 2007 & gave them ulitmatum ... either allow me to perform or i would turn all the addresses on their mailing list over to the evil spammer Z21 [ currently residing in Malaysia, whereabouts somewhat unknown ... but we are tracking him down, no worries ] ::: well, needles to say, The Steamies gave into my cyberthreat & now i will make appearances w/ the circus ::: >>>



so ... the lowdown ::: Friday, February 15 ... i'm sure the Jerkus Circus theme will focus on love & Saint Valentine, no? ::: but this installment of The Jerkus Circus will be at Ralph's Chadwick Square Diner Rock Club in Worcester, Massachusetts ... and then on Friday, March 7 the circus rolls into Cambridgetown for an installment at The Lizard Lounge on Massachusetts Avenue [ right downstairs from the Cambridge Common ] ... & so ::: >>>

my tentative plannings go like this ::: since the theme may be somewhat love-related, i am planning on presenting a corporate training module aptly entitled 'Sexual Harrassment | Information Technologies' ... i am hoping to be joined by an assistant to assist w/ the presentation ::: the corporate goal, of course, is to bestow information to the general audience about sexual harrassment as it pertains specifically to IT in 2008 as well as the other industry professions ... so please, do not feel as though you will be dislocated if you are a sexy librarian, perhaps an extremely jacked UPS studmuffin or even a curvaceous, lactating naughty nurse in & around the Boston area ... this topic has enough harrassment to get around, no? ::: >>>

smiles everyone ... smiles ... welcome to The Jerkus Circus ::: we hope to see you there, aight? ::: >>>

some links to visit ::: The Steamy Bohemians ::: Ralph's Diner ::: The Lizard Lounge ::: hit it or quit it, aight? ::: see you there ::: >>>

Monday, December 31, 2007

2008 New Year's Resolutions ::: >>>

well, well, welL ... netizens on the world ... whaddup? ::: >>>

so, 2008 is rapidly approaching ... & what have you done? this is what John Lennon would ask us all in soMe depressing androgynous Christmastime anthem, right? ::: but, it is a valid question, no? ::: i think so ::: >>>



well, i think i did as little as possible on 2007 ::: let's call it 'personal efficiency' ... aight? ::: i mean, the officeplace is very pleased w/ the work i do ... when i do it ;] ... so, don't get me wrong Mr. Silverstein ... i aims to please ::: >>>




but, for the most part, ladies & gentlemen, i performed on the bare minimum ... my gig is not one of the lower rung at that, i have to admit ... but what is strange is that, in retrospect, very little is expected of me ::: >>>

sure, sure ... you know the deal ... i spend soMe of my tiMe iN the serverroom enjoying the subarctic temperatures, adjusting this or that ... tweaking server variable archive files to help futz the numbers appropriately ... this keeps the venture capitalists dansing right along to the AiiO beat, no? ::: the old softshoe ... w/ software & technologies tip tip tappin' away on a landmine ... ah, that's the ticket, Joe ::: >>>

but, this is besides the point ::: >>>

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my good friend Jim Schipelliti once said to me ... 'SiNuS, you've got to lose yourself in the music' ... & i said, 'Jim, this sounds like a vaguely familiar concept, no? i mean, i think i've heard this expressions before ... is it a colloquial phraseology?' & 'Skip' says, 'no, no SiNuS ... it is from a popular hip hop song ... fairly recent too ... have you heard of Eminem?' ... & i say, 'ah, yes, of course ... he's such a good Dad ... only on America, no?' ::: we both shook off a bit, tucked & zipped, flushed our prospective urinals & continued the conversation at the handsink ::: that's what friends are for, no? ::: >>>

:::::::::::: & so, my good friends ::: so ::: >>>

i think i know what i am going to do about this year ... as last year was a total blast to nithersville, you know? i mean, somewhere, somehow ... all the archived unpublished songworks of John Lennon are sitting in a chill rooM, imbued w/ the spirit of the bespectacled Beatle, disappointed in what i have done w/ 2007 ... sure, it is true, i had a moment or 2 on the open mike circuit ... discussions of 'Pink Tacos' come to mind, out at The Milky Way Lounge and Lanes ... & there was an informative session, a new installment of my seminar series about using Web 2.0 technologies to make extra cash up at The 119 Gallery in Lowell ... but besides these things, not much going on w/ SiNuS & general contributions to the world & society ::: >>>

so for this year ... i have decided to focus more on friendship ::: it is true ::: & having fun ::: fun w/ friends let's call it, no? ::: there's not alot we can do about a big evil administration [ or perhaps there is? let me know what you can do ... ] hell-bent on taking over the world ... there is little we can do about writer's strike on Hollywood & Vine ::: but, perhaps, if we are all more generous w/ our smaller circles in the big pond, if we connect w/ individuals, one-on-one ... or perhaps its a three-way, i'm not sure? perhaps then all the smaller ripples that spread out in their little visual sonarlike waves connect w/ more & more smaller ripples ... & we can destroy the establishment ;] ::: >>>