clean ball of health ::: >>>

well, well, well ... long time, no bloggy blog, my friends, no? ::: >>>

what is it you are up to? ::: the holidays are a day or 2 away ::: the pressure is on ::: the jigg is up, yes? ::: & i aM contacting you dear netizens of cyberspace & tiMe to report oN a new service i recently took advantage of that is truly wonderfuL ::: >>>

you may know, you may recall, perhaps ... that lately i admit to teeth whitening addictioNs supreme ::: whitestrips 2 to 3 tiMes per day to the tune of occasional tooth & skulL pain ... brushing of the teeth w/ special whitening agents & flouridized pastes purchased on various stores ... flossing w/ hydrogen peroxide soaked strings of my own special device, invention & making ::: these are the habits, you may say, of a madman bent on whitening his own toothy smilages ::: >>>

well, here is the latest report ::: while trying to self-help my lifestyle into the new millenium & vistas ... while attempting to bring my own bad self up & closer to the design patterns of the metrosexual & stylish ... while brandishing greensleeves for diane & tracy-stacy ... i bumped across a Craigslisting to remove unwanted hairs from anywhere ... & when i say anywhere, i don't just mean Billerica ::: >>>

so, i sent a little email & asked in & about what & where the hairs & varieties they consider pulling, dillapitating, shaving, buzzing, plucking, waxing & whatnot ... what styles of removal & upkeep they provide ... how painful, or rather, what the range of pain might include ... & how much these service might set a man of IT back in dollars, pounds & rubles ::: >>>

not that expensive, i found out ::: >>>

::::::::::::::::: i dropped in ... one facility not being more than a town or 2 over from my Bedford place of employ ::: >>>

best to do these things on company time ::: go in late, leave early, work from home as they say ::: or simply set up the old cubestead w/ the appearance of being 'io' [ or 'in office' ] & then hit the skids & get out doin' what you need to be doing in the life, no? ::: >>>

i mean, no living the life of a Nancy, aight? ::: who the fark wants that, eh? ::: >>>

well, i have to say ... a little nose-hair trimmage ::: a quick & pinchy painful pluck off the ears, right off the edge [ apparently, i had these wiry little white hairs that have the life of their own ... i am guessing the whitesrippage has turned these little curlycues to the nearly dayglo crisp white ... but who knows? ] ... a bit off the shoulders & triceps ... but most importantly, a little shaving for behaving on the balls ::: its a strange sensation, to be a hairless chihuahua just underneath the john andy thompson ... every turn & twist of the legs & hip bring a subtle pleasure to psychosexual message center ::: by the end of most days i cannot see straight or gay ... i am just blind to whiteness w/ ecstacy ... & so it goes & so it comes ... or the other way around, i'm not sure anymore ::: >>>

12 bucks to the man to clean house & keep it happy all day long ::: i highly recommend this things ::: >>>

happy holidays 2007, aight? ::: >>>